The Deepest and Truest Shower Thoughts From Internet Philosophers

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    Font - u/tearsaresweat • 5d 2 Awards To not expose his identity Batman is either driving the batmobile uninsured or is committing insurance fraud. 40k ↑ Share 1646
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    Font - u/SomebodyLied . 4d 1 Award Therapists and counselors know so many lonely people, all located in the same area, but can't introduce those lonely people to one another without violating patient confidentiality rules. 28.7k 956 ↑ Share :
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    Font - u/fandangledvietnamese 6d ● 1 Award The older you get the longer Monopoly games last because all players become more fiscally responsible 4 22.6k ↓ 684 ↑ Share :
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    Font - u/themontyverse • 1d 1 Award ... 18 NSFW Due to internet porn, the average guy has seen more dicks than the average girl 19.5k ↓ ↑ Share 958
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    Font - u/malak_oz 2d The increased popularity and acceptance of tattoos is definitely making it easier for cops to ID people. 19.3k ↓ 600 ↑ Share
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    Font - u/bobbydigital_ftw. 1d 2 Awards Everyone is against bullying, but they also routinely make fun of people online that they disagree with. 4 15.7k ↓ 1254 ↑ Share :
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    Font - u/Taraponion. 3d When children have imaginary friends it's seen as cute. But when adults do it's seen as a disorder 49738 786 ↑ Share
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    Font - u/sevolatte 3d ● As we grow older, our phones' contact lists become graveyard of contact infos of friends and family from the past that have grown apart from us. ↑ 7549 ↓ 246 ↑ Share
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    Font - u/Hairy beast777 • 19d 2 Awards Everyone talks about how different life is since the internet and IPhones but no one talks about how much better life is since banning indoor public smoking 4 49.7k ↓ 1892 Share ...
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    Font - u/Least-Wheel-6073 • 10d 1 Award The wife in The Truman Show was essentially a highly compensated, upscale prostitute. 29.4k 873 : ↑ Share
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    Font - u/frostdfleeks • 16d It's crazy how we were able to map out the entire world in detail before ever seeing it from afar in space 20.2k 408 ↑ Share ... +
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    Font - u/Finsfan909. 27d 1 Award Cyclops real superpower is his eyelids. They keep the lasers from going through humans 18.7k 700 ↑ Share :
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    Font - u/Nvucovich. 18d Put ice in milk and you're weird, but add coffee and it's normal again. Coffee and milk, normal. Ice and coffee, normal. It's just ice in milk that's weird 414.7k 549 ↑ Share ...
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    Font - u/exbingoz. 16d Smart TVs won't be smart until they increase volume when crunchy food is detected ↑ 8470 178 ↑ Share
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